How To Score A Free Meal From Granny

How To Score A Free Meal From Granny

 

    1) Put on the t-shirt from a skeleton costume.
    2) Show up at Granny’s house as planned.
    3) “Oh my goodness, you’re a bag of bones! Eat something!”

 

Alt:

    1) Take off your skeleton costume.
    2) Make love to Granny.
    3) Stay for breakfast.

 

 

[c] 2006 Russ of America

 

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