How To Score A Free Meal From Granny
1) Put on the t-shirt from a skeleton costume.
2) Show up at Granny’s house as planned.
3) “Oh my goodness, you’re a bag of bones! Eat something!”
1) Take off your skeleton costume.
2) Make love to Granny.
3) Stay for breakfast.
[c] 2006 Russ of America
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