Someday I’m going to become one of those wacky character performance art guys at Venice Beach.
Why the fuck not?
What, I gotta go to grad school for that too?
Looks like a lot of fun!
“Hey, it’s Rollerskate Guitar Man!”
Everybody knows him. Everybody likes him. Who doesn’t like him?
Or “Guy Who Walks On Broken Glass.”
“Oh yeah! I saw him once!”
But me, I’ll take a different approach. I’m gonna be that wacky character performance art guys at Venice Beach who wants to make a difference in the world. I’m the wacky character performance art guy at Venice Beach who loves to make a difference in the world and take on social issues.
There’s no fucking doubt about it. I can’t wait.
The wacky character performance art guy at Venice Beach who loves to make a difference in the world and take on social issues because if I don’t, then the whole world is fucked!
I’m going to be one of those guys, I just know it!
I’ll finally let loose and unbridle the beasts of condescension; stake out a nice little area to accost people and inflict my sharp, comedic pain as I peel back the cheap veneer of their particle-board furniture lives.
The really hip kids will give me a few bucks and the rest of the dickheads can GO GET FUCKED!!.
[c] 2006 Russ of America
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