My cat Bob ran away.
Bob Cat, the cat, ran away.
He couldn’t take the pressure so he ran away.
“Bugger this! Sod all!”
Bob Cat, the cat, ran away to Hollywood.
He ran away to Hollywood to be a famous cat actor.
He wanted to become a famous cat actor named Bob Cat, the cat who ran away.
He could play himself in his made-for-tv movie.
Or wind up as a teenage prostitute.
Bob, the cat, ran away.
[c] 2006 Russ of America
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