There’s a MySpace ad on my MySpace and it says that someone has a crush on me, and that it may be up to FIVE (5) PEOPLE!


Is it Issen? Is it Lindsey or Dina or Omid? Is it someone who just happens to know who I am and has told MySpace to tell me that they have a crush on me even though we’re not MySpace friends yet? I have no idea, but I’m going to click on the ad and enter all my personal information, including my Social Security number and mother’s maiden name and accept their terms of service (including spyware installation) so I can see who has a crush on me!


Yay! I’m so excited!


Russ of America


PS: If you know who has a crush on me, please tell me — I’m willing to give my cc to a total stranger, and I’d rather that YOU have it!


R of A



[c] 2008 Russ of America


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