A FULL DAY OF HANDSOME
Today I worked a full day of handsome.
Not just a full day of being handsome, but I got overtime for being charming too.
A full day of handsome plus charming overtime? I dunno, but I think that translates into about $168/hour just for being a charming man of America. It’s so sad if I’m thinking of my regular-faced brethren, but when I’m the only variable to consider, I think it’s pretty nice.
Thank god California labor laws are favorable for a man of my advanced attraction.
Please mail all of your surplus sticks to my Valley Glen PO Box so that I might beat away the overflow of lusty women.
[c] 2008 Russ of America
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