Assembling a model kit is kinda depressing because even when you’re done and you have that really cool boat or plane or robot or whatever the hell you assembled, you’re going to be left with this weird sad feeling that you didn’t really INVENT the thing and you didn’t really CREATE anything and you didn’t really do anything INGENIOUS, and basically all you did was follow directions like a jerk and you painted something according to the textbook color scheme and you managed to keep the airplane glue from jacking up the clear plastic windows. So what the fuck did you waste all that time for? To impress your grandchildren? Fuck you, lame-ass.
[c] 2008 Russ of America
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