Matching At The Deepest Level

eHarmony says that they will match me with someone else at the deepest level.

 

Who am I at the deepest level?

 

*Am* I anybody at the deepest level? I don’t even know.

 

I think it’s a little presumptuous of them to say they can match me when I don’t even know who I am or what I am. Or when I am. Or how I am. How am I? I don’t think I know. How can eHarmony know?

 

They must have a computer.

 

 

[c] 2008 Russ of America

 

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2 comments

  1. Corin says:

    Well, holy crap, look who it is! How the hell are you??! I had no clue you’d started a new website, but I’m totally RSS-ing this bitch now.

  2. The Main Man says:

    C:

    I’m well, thank you. I trust the same of you and B?

    RCoA

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