The three first-round weapons of fundamentalists:
1) I pity you.
2) I’ll pray for you.
3) Now that I’ve razed your hamlet with #1 and #2, I’ll pompously leave the room while you wonder what the fuck just happened.
[c] 2008 Russ of America
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