If you save someone’s life and they get paralyzed and then they sue you because you didn’t protect them from grave bodily harm, I think the only sound legal remedy is that you be ordered by the government to finish the job that God started and kill the hell out of that motherfucker.
[c] 2008 Russ of America
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