Okay, this is the Official Pretentious Names Directory. Please feel free to make submissions. Join my blog today and post a follow-up with your pretentious names ideas. Pretentious names often moonlight as stripper-names. Coincidence? I’m not sure!
I’m starting off with a small list because I’m lazy and I need your input. Join my blog today!!
I see this project as starting off small and quickly winding up as the Wikipedia of pretentious names. So let’s get to work, yeah? You want to be in on this grass-roots movement at the ground level. And other assorted trite phrases. Now before you write in all pissed-off because I listed your kid’s name, please suppress your urges, because I think if you were honest with yourself you’d agree that I am right.
Aidan (and similar)
Ashleigh (this particular spelling is still ultra-pretentious, but accepted is any other spelling than the generally approved stripper-name “Ashley”)
Brayden (and similar)
Bree / Bre / Bri / Brie (and derivations)
Brooklyn (if you’re not actually from Brooklyn)
Britney / Brittany / Bryttyny (and derivations)
Kaylie (and derivations)
Kaelah (and derivations)
Savannah (that’s a porn name, dude)
Skyler / Skylar
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