Official Pretentious Names Directory

Okay, this is the Official Pretentious Names Directory. Please feel free to make submissions. Join my blog today and post a follow-up with your pretentious names ideas. Pretentious names often moonlight as stripper-names. Coincidence? I’m not sure!

 

I’m starting off with a small list because I’m lazy and I need your input. Join my blog today!!

 

I see this project as starting off small and quickly winding up as the Wikipedia of pretentious names. So let’s get to work, yeah? You want to be in on this grass-roots movement at the ground level. And other assorted trite phrases. Now before you write in all pissed-off because I listed your kid’s name, please suppress your urges, because I think if you were honest with yourself you’d agree that I am right.

 

Addison
Aidan (and similar)
Asher
Ashleigh (this particular spelling is still ultra-pretentious, but accepted is any other spelling than the generally approved stripper-name “Ashley”)
Bailey
Brayden (and similar)
Bree / Bre / Bri / Brie (and derivations)
Brooklyn (if you’re not actually from Brooklyn)
Britney / Brittany / Bryttyny (and derivations)
Campbell
Conner
Dakota
Dylan
Hayley
Hunter
Jace
Jaden
Kaylie (and derivations)
Kaelah (and derivations)
Kimber
Tyler
Mackenzie
Madison
Odessa
Paige
Paris
Piper
Rylan
Savannah (that’s a porn name, dude)
Sienna
Riley
Skyler / Skylar
Trinity
Zoe

 

Go!

 

 

[c] 2008 Russ of America

 

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3 comments

  1. phanink says:

    Cthulhu (also Tulu, Clulu, Clooloo, Cthulu, Cighulu, Cathulu, Kutulu, Q’thulu, Ktulu, Kthulhut, Kulhu, Thu Thu)

  2. The Main Man says:

    “I have a cat named Thi Thi.” – Antonia (MadTV)

  3. The Main Man says:

    Oh, BTW PH, thanks for participating! RCoA

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