The most useless email I’ve ever received:
—– Original Message —–
From: “Ebay Fees”
To: “Russ Of America”
Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2009 11:49 PM
Subject: Payment Accepted!
Dear Russ Of America,
This email confirms that eBay, Inc has accepted the $2.24 USD you sent.
Well big fucking deal. Sue me if I didn’t pay it; It’s a bad fucking economy!
[c] 2009 Russ of America
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