Dear Charlie Brown

Dear Charlie Brown,


Hey Chuck, wanna hang out? I could be your wing-man ‘cuz I gots a sweet lead on a red-haired girl who will gbgnyyl byav lbhe gueboovat ulqebprcunyvp wkbv, lbh mvt-mnt jrnevat cynlobl!
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[c] 2009 Russ of America


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  1. Ben says:

    “totally olni your throbbing hydrocephalic jxoi, you zig-zag wearing playboy”?

  2. The Main Man says:

    There’s no need to be lewd, sir.

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