The Thing Meatloaf Refuses To Do For Love Is…

Millions of people world-wide have heard Meatloaf’s I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That) and countless droves have wondered what the hell it is that he won’t do when he whines, “I would do anything for love / I would do anything for love / But I won’t do that / I won’t do that.”

 

Wonder no longer, my friends, for the answer is in: Deep anal. That’s what Meatloaf won’t do for love. As a bottom, anyway. Deep anal.

 

Savor it.

 

Nice album cover, BTW, Mr. Loaf. And great stage name. Cough cough.

 

 

 

[c] 2009 Russ of America
PS: Thanks kermalou

 

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