I don’t have a whole lot to write about Valentine’s Day, everybody knows it’s a bullshit holiday designed to part men with their money. The greatest contribution I could make to the dialogue, is to emphatically express that I want to beat the shit out of people who pronounce it Valentime’s Day.
During those Valentime’s Days over the years when I didn’t have anyone, it was infuriating to think that women would eagerly date a guy stupid enough to call it Valentime’s Day, while I sat home alone, quietly sobbing into my cat.
Fuck you both, stupid guy and stupid lady.
[c] 2009 Russ of America
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