If you like to have sex with the lights on, consider switching to compact fluorescent bulbs, which can save up to 75% of the energy required to light an incandescent bulb of comparable illumination.
Alternatively, it is an even greener practice to continue to have sex with the lights off, which should be mandatory for most of you.
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