Did you ever say hello to a parrot and he didn’t say anything back to you? I get offended by shit like that. I took time out of my day to say hello and to tell you how much of a pretty birdy you are and to make you feel special and to treat you like royalty and to really boost your confidence in life and you don’t have the courtesy to say anything back to me? That’s just so bloody rude. You fucking parrots — You’re just sitting there in a cage. You have nothing else going on in your life. I come by and give you a little piece of sweetness and sunshine and you just turn your beak up at me. Fuck you, you goddamn piece of shit parrot! Fuck the hell out of you and stick it up your bitch ass you fucking shit!
[c] 2009 Russ of America
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