This Stupid Cat

Like clockwork, this stupid cat wakes up an hour before breakfast to yell at me that he’s hungry. He stomps my head and body with his razor claws. I ignore him for an hour, kicking him off the bed repeatedly until I can take it no more and I eventually feed him.

 

Like clockwork again, the cat wakes up an hour before dinner to yell at me that he’s hungry. I yell back at him for an hour, chasing him through the apartment until I can take it no more and I eventually feed him.

 

This happens every day.

 

 

[c] 2009 Russ of America

 

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