Avoid The Restroom Dream At All Costs

If you ever have a dream where you’re entering a restroom, I’m telling ya, this is an official admonishment: DO NOT GO INTO THE RESTROOM, because I guarantee that you’ll wake up soaked in piss. I can’t stress this enough if you sleep with another human being in your bed. DON’T GO IN! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!

 

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[c] 2009 Russ of America

 

 

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