“I Owe You An Apology”

April 24th, 2009

CONVERSATIONS THE WAY THEY OUGHTA GO:

“I owe you an apology.”
“Okay, let’s hear it.”
“What?”
“You owe me an apology.”
“Right.”
“So let’s hear it.”
“Hear what?”
“The apology.”
“I just gave it to you.”
“No, you said that you owe me an apology. You didn’t actually GIVE me an apology. If I said that I owed you twenty bucks, does that mean I gave you twenty bucks?”
“No. I’m sorry.”

[c] 2009 Russ of America

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