Movie piracy is just not right. People work very hard to create a quality product like the Wolverine movie and it is not cool to steal that movie called Wolverine just because someone took it and turned it into a torrent so that you can steal it. You’re not special. Why do you get to see it when nobody else does? You didn’t work on it! Did you make his knives? Did you grow his sideburns or do his sit-ups? Did they invite you to have a private screening? No, they did NOT invite you to a private screening! What, you plan to never pay for a movie again? Just everything for free? “Gimme gimme gimme and I won’t give anything back!” Or do you have some stupid rule where you’ll pay for every 10th movie you steal? Or maybe you feel that you can steal movies because, “Hey, they’re going to show it on TV for free eventually, so I should download the movie a month before it’s released so I can see it now instead of having to wait until 2011 when it’s shown on TV for free, censored and interrupted by commercial advertisements.”
That’s bullshit dude. It’s wrong, no matter how you slice it. You know that. They didn’t say, “Sure Josephine, go ahead and download our movie, it’s cool.” You know that you’re not allowed to pirate movies, buddy. It’s immoral. Morality is what our society is founded upon. You have to be moral. If there were DVDs around when God wrote Exodus, He would have said, “Thou shalt not steal, and that includes ‘borrowing’ or ‘watching’ things when you’re not supposed to.” That’s what God would have said because he wants everybody to be moral. I am moral. I am a man of strong morals and honesty. What about you? Are you a man of strong morals? Or even what about a woman?! Are you a woman? Heard of morals? Are you a woman of morals? If you’re a man or a woman of morals and you are going to pirate things, then you should only pirate pornography. Since pornography is inherently immoral, they shouldn’t be making it, so they’ve got “dirty hands” in the eyes of moral law, so there’s no reason why you can’t steal pornography because it shouldn’t have been made to begin with. Therefore it’s okay to steal pornography and you should definitely do that if you’re going to be a stealer of things like movies like Wolverine.
But to steal fine cinema like the Wolverine movie is wrong and you better not do it. You should pay to see that just like everybody else should, and that’s what I plan to do when it comes out on Netflix. But only if my bebbeboo adds it to her queue because she’s the one paying for it, not me.
[c] Russ of America
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