Today marks the 2 weekiversary of my boycott of that smegcock Harvey Levin and his wily band of shitcunts.
Fuck you jerks clean up the ass, I’m doing fine without your bullshit influence and I’m relieved that I don’t have to hear about Gisele Budhtsicuchen or Miley Topaz or Kam Kradishian or Spanker and Haiti or Lonnie Lohain.
Ah, finally, relief! Now I can do something constructive like watch TV.
UPDATE: MAY 12, 2010
I’m still going strong.
[c] 2009 Russ of America
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