The Family Email Address

From: Barbara Lewis <lewisfamily38@xxxxx.com>
Subject: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

Hi Russ, this is Johnny Lewis, remember me? Long time no see or speak.
We should get together and catch up! Email me at lewisfamily38@xxxxx.com

 

    From: Russ of America <rinabox@xxxxx.com>
    Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

    Hey dude, of course I remember you! Nice to hear from ya! It’s been a long time!
    How is everything? How come your email says Barbara Lewis? Hope you’re well!

    RCoA

 

From: Barbara Lewis <lewisfamily38@xxxxx.com>
Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

hi russ, this is barbara jhonny’s wife. everything is going well.
i will read your email to jhonny when he gets home tonight for family dinner.
be well. Barbara.

 

    From: Russ of America <rinabox@xxxxx.com>
    Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

    Oh, okay, I didn’t know that he was married, but yeah, cool, thanks. Congratulations.
    Does he have a direct email account? I’d like to catch up on old times.

    Thx,
    RCoA

 

From: Barbara Lewis <lewisfamily38@xxxxx.com>
Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

hi russ, this is Barbara again, johnny’s wife.
no, jhonny doesn’t have a personsal email account, only this acct for the
lewis family. we don’t believe in keeping secrets, so we agreed to share
all of our the emails. :-)

but don’t worry, you can consider me as much your friend as he is. :-)
be well. Barbara.

 

    From: Russ of America <rinabox@xxxxx.com>
    Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

    I mean no disrespect but that last thing you said really creeped me out.
    I don’t know why, but I shivered. :) I understand you’re Johnny’s wife, but
    we’ve never met and it’s kind of creepy that I have to go through you to
    speak to him. I mean, I’m happy to be friends, but it’s still kinda creepy
    don’cha think? :)

    RCoA

 

From: Barbara Lewis <lewisfamily38@xxxxx.com>
Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

russ, jhonny says it’s okay to go through me. i don’t know what’s creepy about it.
it’s not as creepy as dishonesty.
be well. Barbara.

 

    From: Russ of America <rinabox@xxxxx.com>
    Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

    Okay, but I haven’t been dishonest and it sounds like Johnny hasn’t
    been dishonest either. So maybe we can loosen the reigns a little bit?
    Does Johnny have a cell phone or something? I should probably call
    him anyway because getting caught up is easier over the phone.
    Thanks,

    RCoA

 

From: Barbara Lewis <lewisfamily38@xxxxx.com>
Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

russ, yes, jhonny does have a cell phone.
be well. Barbara.

 

    From: Russ of America <rinabox@xxxxx.com>
    Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

    May I have the number?

    RCoA

 

From: Barbara Lewis <lewisfamily38@xxxxx.com>
Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

i don’t think it would be a good idea for me give you the nubmer because
i think you want to undermine the family system that jhonny and I have
established. and were on a special family plan where its free to talk to
to approved members of the family and you’re not on the list, so it would cost us
forty cents per/minute to take a call from you and in this economy we have to
save as much money as we can so email is probably better.
be well. Barbara.

 

    From: Russ of America <rinabox@xxxxx.com>
    Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

    Okay this is getting a little ridiculous. I’m not trying to undermine any “family system”
    I’m just trying to get back in touch with an old friend. I’ve had more conversations with
    you than I have had with Johnny and I’ve known him way longer than I’ve known you.
    Can you please put me in direct contact with him? I’m tired of going through a proxy
    and I don’t think that you’re being reasonable.

    RCoA

 

From: Barbara Lewis <lewisfamily38@xxxxx.com>
Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

russ, jhonny says that he thinks you’re being disrespectful to me and he doesn’t want
to talk to you until you apologize to me and change your attitude quick.
be well. Barbara.

 

    From: Russ of America <rinabox@xxxxx.com>
    Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

    What attitude? He emailed me to say hi and I responded to him. Ever since then I’ve
    been unable to get in contact with him because you won’t let me. I don’t believe that
    I’ve been unreasonable or disrespectful to ask to be put in direct contact with him. I
    know him, I don’t know you. What’s wrong with that? Please give me his cell number
    and I will gladly reimburse your family for the charges.

    RCoA

 

From: Barbara Lewis <lewisfamily38@xxxxx.com>
Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

there you go again russ. You keep trying to undermine our family. This is the
system that we have in place to communicate with our friends and if you don’t like it
you can take a hike. that’s from me barbara to you. you are an outsider not an insider.
you may have known jhonny longer but i know him better and i know what’s best for
him and you dont have the right to tell me what to do or to try to tear apart our
family by making demadns like you are doing and telling me that i have to give you
his cell number or anything. I don’t care about the money anymore, now it is a matter
of principals that you need to show respect for the system and for the process and
that’s one of the things johnny says you were never able to do because all you ever
think about is yourself, selfish boy. sound familiar? doesn’t that sound like you? we may
not have met but i know all about you and the selfish things you always try to pull and
i’m not going ot let you drag my jhonny donw into your world.
be well. Barbara.

 

    From: Russ of America <rinabox@xxxxx.com>
    Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

    Look, I have no fucking idea who you are, but it is clear that you
    are a fucking nutcase! Tell Johnny that when he gets his shit together and dumps
    your stupid ass I’ll be happy to talk to him again. By the way, you’ve misspelled
    Johnny’s name like a THOUSAND times! What’s up with THAT?

    RCoA

 

From: Barbara Lewis <lewisfamily38@xxxxx.com>
Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

russ jhonny says fuck you and so do i. fuck you from
the both of us, jhonny and barbara AND THE WHOLE
FAMILY! WE ARE A FAMILY AND YOU ARE NOT APART
OF THE FAMILY! SO YOU TAKE A HIKE JACK OR SHOULD
I SAY “RUSS”???!!!!

 

    From: Russ of America <rinabox@xxxxx.com>
    Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

    You are insane, you control freak!

 

From: Barbara Lewis <lewisfamily38@xxxxx.com>
Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

jhonny and me say that you should fuck your mother
asshole bitch fucker jerk

 

    From: Russ of America <rinabox@xxxxx.com>
    Subject: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

    Tell Johnny that I always thought he was a bitch, so it doesn’t
    surprise me that he eventually married one too.

 

From: MAILER DAEMON <mailer-daemon@xxxxx.com>
Subject: UNDELIVERABLE: RE: Hi Russ! Long Time No See

*** ATTENTION ***

This is the xxxxx.com MAILER-DAEMON
There was a problem delivering your message.

—– The following addresses had permanent fatal errors —–
<lewisfamily38@xxxxx.com>
550 MAILBOX NOT FOUND – USER UNKNOWN
— transcript follows —

 

[c] 2009 Russ of America

 

 

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One comment

  1. Nicks says:

    Be well.

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