Comments on: Bad-Ass Sports Teams Names Of Teams That I Like http://blog.russcarneyofamerica.com/2009/06/bad-ass-sports-teams-names-of-teams-that-i-like/ Crass, Puerile, Sardonic, Pseudo-Intellectual Humor and Satire of Dubious Scholastic Merit Tue, 26 Jul 2011 03:07:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: The Main Man http://blog.russcarneyofamerica.com/2009/06/bad-ass-sports-teams-names-of-teams-that-i-like/comment-page-1/#comment-150 The Main Man Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:58:17 +0000 http://blog.russcarneyofamerica.com/?p=2660#comment-150 RayRay, thank you for your comments. I am a horrible person. I openly apologize to all sports fans and to Chicago. However, some of their names suck. :) I agree with you about the LA teams. I propose that we rename the Lakers and Clippers after our toughest street gangs. THAT would turn into some real ass-kicking! Imagine that instead of DUI arrests KCAL 9 would be reporting on players being taken into custody for drive-by shootings. "In tonight's news, Kobe's out with a shoulder injury after being shanked by Clippers point guard El Bashful." RayRay, thank you for your comments. I am a horrible person. I openly apologize to all sports fans and to Chicago. However, some of their names suck. :) I agree with you about the LA teams. I propose that we rename the Lakers and Clippers after our toughest street gangs. THAT would turn into some real ass-kicking! Imagine that instead of DUI arrests KCAL 9 would be reporting on players being taken into custody for drive-by shootings. “In tonight’s news, Kobe’s out with a shoulder injury after being shanked by Clippers point guard El Bashful.”

]]> By: RayRay http://blog.russcarneyofamerica.com/2009/06/bad-ass-sports-teams-names-of-teams-that-i-like/comment-page-1/#comment-148 RayRay Sat, 20 Jun 2009 06:52:39 +0000 http://blog.russcarneyofamerica.com/?p=2660#comment-148 While I do agree with you on several points here RCoA... why you gotta pick on Chicago man? Sure the baseball teams of the Windy City have some pretty pussy names, but Football and Basketball carry the load with the Bears and Bulls respectively. A city of stock market terminology? No a city with some bad ass warrior beast creatures ready to destroy opponents in battle. Personally I think LA needs some help. We've got the Lakers... a team that was originally named when it started in Minnesota. Okay sure it may have made sense back then, but how fucking pussy is that? "uhhh... there's a lot of lakes here. We'll call you guys the LAKERS!" and the Clippers? Named after Clipper ships? WTF. Though the Lakers franchise name is untouchable, I propose that if we ever get a football team back here in LA that they be called the LA WMD's. Who would want to fuck with the Los Angeles Weapons of Mass Destruction? I would propose the LA WAD's (Weapons of Ass Destruction) but I think they would have to buy the rights to that name from a porn production company. Not that I've seen that movie or the entire series for that matter.... Anyhow, the legal troubles in addition to the fact that you would call your tough football team the "wad's" for short... not that cool. LA WMD's it is. While I do agree with you on several points here RCoA… why you gotta pick on Chicago man? Sure the baseball teams of the Windy City have some pretty pussy names, but Football and Basketball carry the load with the Bears and Bulls respectively. A city of stock market terminology? No a city with some bad ass warrior beast creatures ready to destroy opponents in battle.

Personally I think LA needs some help. We’ve got the Lakers… a team that was originally named when it started in Minnesota. Okay sure it may have made sense back then, but how fucking pussy is that? “uhhh… there’s a lot of lakes here. We’ll call you guys the LAKERS!” and the Clippers? Named after Clipper ships? WTF. Though the Lakers franchise name is untouchable, I propose that if we ever get a football team back here in LA that they be called the LA WMD’s. Who would want to fuck with the Los Angeles Weapons of Mass Destruction? I would propose the LA WAD’s (Weapons of Ass Destruction) but I think they would have to buy the rights to that name from a porn production company. Not that I’ve seen that movie or the entire series for that matter…. Anyhow, the legal troubles in addition to the fact that you would call your tough football team the “wad’s” for short… not that cool. LA WMD’s it is.

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