Freshness is only skin deep. It’s hard enough trying to keep your body fresh and clean, but anal odors and ass sweat can be a tougher beast to tame… especially when you are an energetic, active person on-the-go!
You’re constantly on the move, so body heat, bacteria, cheap clothing, and sitting can be a formula for DISASTER! And that’s no good if you’re trying to get up that ladder and maintain a professional impression.
Cleft® is the ONLY anal anti-perspirant and deodorant currently on the market that stops anal odors where they begin: AT THE ANAL CLEFT!
Clinical tests prove that Cleft’s® amazing formula reduces perspiration which has been show to help eliminate stink-causing bacteria, which keeps your ass dry and smelling great!
AND, Cleft’s® special Applicator Grid® makes slathering Cleft® a sheer PLEASURE!!
Never again worry about that vertical streak of perspiration during your next office meeting, and never fear getting into a crowded elevator again! You always take care of your boss’ business, so we’ll take care of YOUR business.
Cleft® is now available in Sport, Fresh, Musk, Apple-Cinnamon and Pine scents!!
Cleft® – “Never Let Them See Your Ass Sweat!”
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