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5 Comments, Comment or Ping
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA That commercial was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Props on the sick rhymes and visionary animation. HAHAHAHHA
July 22nd, 2009
It was so much easier to amuse people in the late 90s than it is in the late ’00s. I blame Rick Rolls, Has Cheezburger, & 4chan.
July 22nd, 2009
BTW, “sick rhymes” is the most awesome compliment ever, considering the infamous “Dude, Your Rhymes Are Pretty Wack” incident.
http://blog.russcarneyofamerica.com/2008/08/dude-your-rhymes-are-pretty-wack/
July 22nd, 2009
That was hilarious but you need to post more.
September 9th, 2009
Thank you kindly! When you suggest I post more, do you mean more incarnations of the commercial, or that you’d like to see this one post fleshed out? Thanks for visiting!
September 9th, 2009
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