Cleft Deodorant

Freshness is only skin deep. It’s hard enough trying to keep your body fresh and clean, but anal odors and ass sweat can be a tougher beast to tame… especially when you are an energetic, active person on-the-go!

 

You’re constantly on the move, so body heat, bacteria, cheap clothing, and sitting can be a formula for DISASTER! And that’s no good if you’re trying to get up that ladder and maintain a professional impression.

 

Cleft® is the ONLY anal anti-perspirant and deodorant currently on the market that stops anal odors where they begin: AT THE ANAL CLEFT!

 

Clinical tests prove that Cleft’s® amazing formula reduces perspiration which has been show to help eliminate stink-causing bacteria, which keeps your ass dry and smelling great!

 

AND, Cleft’s® special Applicator Grid® makes slathering Cleft® a sheer PLEASURE!!

 

Never again worry about that vertical streak of perspiration during your next office meeting, and never fear getting into a crowded elevator again! You always take care of your boss’ business, so we’ll take care of YOUR business.

 

Cleft® is now available in Sport, Fresh, Musk, Apple-Cinnamon and Pine scents!!

 

Cleft® – “Never Let Them See Your Ass Sweat!”

 






 

Enjoy this coupon for $1 off of your next purchase.

 

 

 

[c] 1999, 2009 Russ of America

 

 

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5 comments

  1. RayRay says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA That commercial was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Props on the sick rhymes and visionary animation. HAHAHAHHA

  2. The Main Man says:

    It was so much easier to amuse people in the late 90s than it is in the late ’00s. I blame Rick Rolls, Has Cheezburger, & 4chan.

  3. The Main Man says:

    BTW, “sick rhymes” is the most awesome compliment ever, considering the infamous “Dude, Your Rhymes Are Pretty Wack” incident.

    http://blog.russcarneyofamerica.com/2008/08/dude-your-rhymes-are-pretty-wack/

  4. That was hilarious but you need to post more.

  5. The Main Man says:

    Thank you kindly! When you suggest I post more, do you mean more incarnations of the commercial, or that you’d like to see this one post fleshed out? Thanks for visiting!

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