I Am The Man

 

2 minutes 15 seconds. (3.09 megabytes)

 

 

I Am The Man
Russ Carney of America
Featuring samples of Bait by Ultramagnetic MCs

 

Ducks,
Sucks,
Lizards,
Wizards,
Unicorns [unicorns]

 

I am the man [you are the man]
I am the boss [you are the boss]

 

I am the one who made your ship sail off course [you are the boss]

 

I am the man [you ARE the man]
I am the boss [you are the boss]

 

I am the one who knocked you off your horse [you are the boss]

 

I am the man [you are the man]
I am the boss [you are the boss]

 

I am the roaches in your apple sauce [you are the boss]

 

I am the man [you are the man]
I am the boss [you are the boss]

 

I’m a marriage that is headed for divorce [you are the boss]

 

I’m the voice behind anchormen.
I’m the filthy stench of carrion!
I’m the utter lack of discipline.
I’m the violence at Tian’anmen!

 

Gamma Light!

 

On the mix, Red Alert,
Controlled by,
Controlled by,
gamma light,
Control trol by, by, gamma light
On the mix,
Controlled by mix,
Control, trol, by gamma light
On the control, by gamma gamma light. Go!
When the light, when the light,
when — the — light,
Turn green,
Time for red,
F-For red to go!
On the mix, Red Alert, controlled by gamma light,
Light turn green, turn green, time to go!

 

I am the man [you are the man]
I am the boss [you are the boss]

 

I am a tangled piece of dental floss [you are the boss]

 

I am the man [you are the man]
I am the boss [you are the boss]

 

I am the mastermind of Palestine’s Hamas [you are the boss]

 

I am the man [you are the man]
I am the boss [you are the boss]

 

You are Little Joe and I am Hoss [you are the boss]

 

I am the man [you are the man]
I am the boss [you are the boss]

 

I was cheering when they nailed him to a cross [you’re the boss]

 

I’m an evil board of councilmen!
I’m an intrusive airborne pathogen.
I’m the greed behind common businessmen.
I’m a bloodstream full of amphetamines.

 

Hoo-HOOOO!

 

 

[c] 2005 Russ Carney of America

 

 

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