Very Important New Macros

I have created a few great memes.
May they forever haunt your dremes:



I thought it was important that Dionne Warwick finally get her own nostril macro.


NOTE: There is semi-nudity somewhere below this line

Actually, I guess it’s not so semi. Unless you’re comparing her to a truck.





There’s a story behind Eat Your Heart Out, but I doubt you’d want to hear it unless you were drunk and had paid the $10 cover. EAT YOUR HEART OUT!


Technically the macros aren’t memes yet, but that’s where you come in. Proliferate!



[c] 2009 Russ of America



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  1. Nicks says:

    I’m vegetarian so I can’t eat my heart out, but I’ll attempt to flare my nostrils with Warwick flair since I don’t have any ethical conflicts with that idea.

  2. The Main Man says:

    I always thought the phrase Eat Your Heart Out referred to how it would be best for you to eat your heart at a local dining establishment, instead of cooking it yourself.

  3. The Main Man says:

    Man, will Impact font ever be retired? Should we expect to see it on wedding invitations in 2069?

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