Very Important New Macros


I have created a few great memes.
May they forever haunt your dremes:

 



 

I thought it was important that Dionne Warwick finally get her own nostril macro.

 

NOTE: There is semi-nudity somewhere below this line
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Actually, I guess it’s not so semi. Unless you’re comparing her to a truck.

 


 


 



 

There’s a story behind Eat Your Heart Out, but I doubt you’d want to hear it unless you were drunk and had paid the $10 cover. EAT YOUR HEART OUT!

 

Technically the macros aren’t memes yet, but that’s where you come in. Proliferate!

 

 

[c] 2009 Russ of America

 

 

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Nicks

    I’m vegetarian so I can’t eat my heart out, but I’ll attempt to flare my nostrils with Warwick flair since I don’t have any ethical conflicts with that idea.

    August 26th, 2009

  2. The Main Man

    I always thought the phrase Eat Your Heart Out referred to how it would be best for you to eat your heart at a local dining establishment, instead of cooking it yourself.

    August 26th, 2009

  3. The Main Man

    Man, will Impact font ever be retired? Should we expect to see it on wedding invitations in 2069?

    August 26th, 2009

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