Late Night Laundry

Did you ever pass out, then wake up an hour later, realize that you left a load of laundry in the washing machine and that you’ve gotta wait another hour for the dryer to finish drying the clothes because you don’t want wrinkles, so you have to stay up while the dryer dries so you don’t forget to get it, and then you pass out again and wake up at 5 in the morning and go out to the dryer and your clothes are dry and totally cold and you stuff them into a bag and get them back to your house and dump them on the couch and haphazardly spread them out so they don’t wrinkle, but it’s too fucking late because your clothes are totally wrinkled and you’re tired and ready to pass out but you know you’ll never get a good night’s sleep because of all that laundry shit and all the other stress in your life but on top of it your clothes are wrinkled too?! Yeah, that happened to me again tonight.



[c] 2010 Russ of America



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  1. Static says:

    Shoe polish addiction is a very hard habit to kick.

  2. The Main Man says:

    I don’t think I’m addicted to the polish, so much as I am to the dauber and the buffing. Regards!

  3. Static says:

    “Wax on. Wax off!”

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