Beatrice Likes Her Some Fuckin’ Hats!

Could This Be Beatrice?!

 

 

“But mummy, which one’s *my* hat?”
“It’s the one with your name on it, love.”
“Wot?”
“It’s the one with your name on it.”
“Then is my name Peterbilt?”
“No dear, it’s Beatrice!”
“Then is my name Heineken or Green Day?”
“No dear, it’s Beatrice!”
“Then is my name Von Dutch or San Diego Padres?”
“No dear, it’s Beatrice!”
“Well then which one’s *my* hat, mummy?!” <stamps foot>
“<sigh> Just take the ugliest fucking hat, princess.”

 

 

We’re We're Beatrice! !!

 

 

[c] 2011 Russ of America
Image stolen from HuffingtonPost.com

 

 

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