October 1st, 2009
Clara And Pearl v1
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Via voicemail, Pearl confides all of her life secrets to Clara, who may or may not care.
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September 18th, 2009
Sesame Street Smackdown
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Tonight on WWE Royal Rumble Wrestlemania Sesame Street Smackdown SummerSlam 207 it’s a 3 on 3 battle royale grudge match!
Roy Orton, John Cena, Kofi Kingston test their mettle against the baddest warriors on the street: Count Von Count, Oscar The Grouch and Snuffleupagus – in a no-holds barred challenge to take it to The Street, $39.95 Pay-Per-View extravaganza. Access WWE.com today for more information.
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September 8th, 2009
Amazing Computer System Bargain Offer For You!
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Hey Friends, Russ of America here and I’ve got an amazing deal as a reward to you for being loyal, staying up late, reading my blog and listening to my important podcasts. I have this futuristic sci-fact technology called … Click Here to Read On! …
July 24th, 2009
California Stateland Security
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This is Russ of America, Pharaoh of California, speaking to you, my dear citizens of California. Or potentially to you, my dear potential visitors of California.
I’m always thinking of new ways to serve this state, the best state out of all of the states in the United States of American states. I’ve noticed a trend over the last few decades — California has become needlessly congested. Gridlocked traffic on the freeway at 1 o’clock in the morning is inexcusable! The other day I was watching a rerun of the 1970s television program CHiPs and I noticed that Ponch and Jon only had to deal with, like, 8 cars on the entire freeway at any given time. But today, our freeways are clogged virtually every moment of the day. As a result: California is now forced to institute a … Click Here to Read On! …
July 8th, 2009
Cunt
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*I* don’t see what the problem is, but “cunt” is a word nobody in America wants you to use. But I LOVE the word! I think it’s a great serrated, vicious word and it has a very important place in my linguistic arsenal. I tend to use it whenever I need an eye-opening vulgarity. It’s the kind of word that smacks you right across the back of your head. But only if you live in America. People in England apparently use it with virtually no repercussion, “Oh go take a bloody barth, you soppy little cunt!” But in America “cunt” is equivalent to the N-word for women. If you call a woman a cunt, you’re … Click Here to Read On! …
