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Comment on The War On Terror by The Main Man

The Main Man — Thu, 13 May 2010 16:05:15 +0000

I agree, that show Brett Butler did was pretty fun. Grace Under Fire, I think they called it. It had that William Fichtner guy who played an awesome detective in the horrible movie “What’s The Worst That Could Happen”.

As for war, one emotion we really need to destroy is boredom. Boredom just brings everybody down, man.

Thanks for visiting!

Comment on The War On Terror by matthewr41

matthewr41 — Thu, 13 May 2010 15:25:03 +0000

So why does everybody want to go to war against Tara? Isn’t that a fictional place? Besides, after Rhett Butler left, the place is just not the same.
But hey, tomorrow is another day.

Now we should stop wasting our time with a war on Tara, and start the war on fear! Or the war on hate. Or the war on insecurity…..

Comment on Answers To Your Jackoff Queries 4 by The Main Man

The Main Man — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:17:24 +0000

Awesome, mang! Thanks for continuing to read and to comment. :D

Comment on Answers To Your Jackoff Queries 4 by Ben

Ben — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:32:17 +0000

LOL, this cracked me up. Especially the bit about grandma. *Narf* bean dip!

Comment on Tickle Me Olmos by RayRay

RayRay — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:17:44 +0000

bahahahhahahahahaha

Comment on Quiz Results by Nicks

Nicks — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 01:18:28 +0000

Ooh, sexy hand. 8D~

Comment on Sesame Street Smackdown by Nicks

Nicks — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:15:37 +0000

GAAH! Tonight?!! WHERE MY ASS-KICKIN’ BOOTS AT?

Comment on Amazing Computer System Bargain Offer For You! by The Main Man

The Main Man — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:53:12 +0000

Thanks for the compliments, m’man. I didn’t do the music though. Jason Shaw is a musician who supports Creative Commons licensing, so I got the track in exchange for attribution. I really love the track though! You’re right, I can see it used in a fake Lucky Pierre ad or something similar. Guitar Center ad is already percolating in my noodle-space.

Comment on Amazing Computer System Bargain Offer For You! by Ben

Ben — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:25:41 +0000

BTW, did you do the music bed?. It achieves that vaguely techno/commercial feel. At any moment you could say “…lady’s get in free after 10pm, dress to impress”.

Comment on Amazing Computer System Bargain Offer For You! by Ben

Ben — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:21:24 +0000

This is great. It sounds like one of those “Al and Ed’s” car stereo commercials. Or maybe a “Wireless Toyz” cellphone store ad. I think you need to do a Guitar Center parody. But maybe for a classical instruments store? In the Guitar Center “GUITARISTS! GET. READY.” style.

Just a thought.

Comment on Cleft Deodorant by The Main Man

The Main Man — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:19:58 +0000

Thank you kindly! When you suggest I post more, do you mean more incarnations of the commercial, or that you’d like to see this one post fleshed out? Thanks for visiting!

Comment on Cleft Deodorant by Redhead Ranting

Redhead Ranting — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:16:49 +0000

That was hilarious but you need to post more.

Comment on Very Important New Macros by The Main Man

The Main Man — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:22:51 +0000

Man, will Impact font ever be retired? Should we expect to see it on wedding invitations in 2069?

Comment on Very Important New Macros by The Main Man

The Main Man — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:43:18 +0000

I always thought the phrase Eat Your Heart Out referred to how it would be best for you to eat your heart at a local dining establishment, instead of cooking it yourself.

Comment on Very Important New Macros by Nicks

Nicks — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:17:59 +0000

I’m vegetarian so I can’t eat my heart out, but I’ll attempt to flare my nostrils with Warwick flair since I don’t have any ethical conflicts with that idea.

Comment on Milli Vanilli Super Duper Extended Ridiculous Intro Remix by Nicks

Nicks — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:21:07 +0000

This is relevant to my interests.

Comment on The YoVille Dead Man by Nicks

Nicks — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 01:23:33 +0000

IT’S ALWAYS THE SAINTS. I’m bawling over here.

Comment on Ultimate Reality Show Pitch: MACHO MAN by The Main Man

The Main Man — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:20:27 +0000

Thanks for commenting, B! I appreciate the compliment. There’s a plug-in called Add Post Footer, which allows you to append whatever you want to the bottom of any post. Adsense code, ShareThis, Digg, whatevs. The other AdSense block (which may or may not be showing because AdSense hates me) is coded into the sidebar template.

Comment on Ultimate Reality Show Pitch: MACHO MAN by Ben

Ben — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:06:30 +0000

This was GREAT! Excellent execution executed excellently.

BTW, are you adding that Ad sense block to the article or is there a plug in to make it do that?

Comment on Nora Diniro by The Main Man

The Main Man — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 06:19:10 +0000

Great Nora Diniro quote, NR!

Comment on California Stateland Security by The Main Man

The Main Man — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 06:18:44 +0000

Thanks for visiting and commenting, Corin! Sorry the cows aren’t happier in Texas. Might be the threat of capital punishment; Texas executes more people each year than California does in ten. Poor cows. Uh, I mean people.

Comment on California Stateland Security by Corin

Corin — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 23:47:32 +0000

Lol, the CHiPs part killed me. Do I live in a corn or potato place? I think it’s more of a beef and guns place. Though everyone knows happy cows come from California…

Comment on Nora Diniro by Nicks

Nicks — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:22:59 +0000

Tough luck, creepoid.
–Nora

Comment on Nora Diniro by The Main Man

The Main Man — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:14:02 +0000

@Corin & @Ben, I’m fairly certain you both lent critical ears when i was creating this. It was 2002 — I think we were all immersed at that point. Thank you both very much for visiting, listening and commenting.

RCoA

Comment on Nora Diniro by Ben

Ben — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:10:43 +0000

That’s pretty awesome. I think I heard it before. Not sure if you sent it to me or if I found it while trying to see what you had been up to. Either way, good song!