Tag Archive for adults

But It’s Unlisted!

When I was in 7th grade my friends and I made a daily habit of crank-calling people. We’d congregate around the white Panasonic speakerphone and dial local numbers randomly. We’d usually keep it to a few prefixes that we were familiar with. We had a few routines that were fun. I liked to start out the conversation by asking them who THEY were. Which is why, to this day, if a caller begins the call with “Hi, who is this?” I always respond, “I give up.”

 

[ring ring]
“Hello?”
“Hi, who’s this?”
“This is Dorothy, who is this?” Read more

Answers To Your Jackoff Queries 5

The world’s most popular search engines send me tons of visitors who have tons of jackoff-related questions. Here are more examples of their helpless queries and my helpful replies:

 

Q: can i jackoff into your ass
R: No.

 

Q: how to suppress urge to jackoff
R: Try rubberbands.

 

Q: how to jackoff more than once
R: That’s easy — Jerk off a second time.

 

Q: can you get skinny if you jack off alot Read more