Dear Awesome Star Trek Floor Sweeper Guy,
You are awesome and you are NOT Geordi LaForge!
I don’t know how you got away with wearing a Star Trek shirt in a commercial print ad for a floor-sweeper, but fuck it, because you are totally bad ass anyway and I bet The Enterprise needed some floors polished every now and then. You remind me of Captain Pike when he was confined to that scary black wheeliebox with the flashing light, only you’re smiling and you look great and vibrant and cognizant and hardly crippled at all!
Okay now, thanks again for the good times and I hope to see you soon.
Russ of America.
[c] 2009 Russ of America