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400% More Advice Column 1

A loyal reader of 400% More Jackoff Magic has asked me for some advice. He queries:

    Dear Mr. Carney of America,
    If I get really drunk and wake up with a penis in my mouth, am I gay? Yeah, ok, that’s pretty gay, but what if it’s a female penis?


    Confused from Oklahoma

Dear Oklahoma,
I want to remind you of legendary Led Zeppelin drummer, John Bonham. He woke up one morning from a night of heavy drinking with a pool of vomit in his mouth. But you know what? Read more