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Keep It Moist

I have a fairly simple life motto:

 

Keep It Moist.

 

It’s a pretty good life motto as far as life mottoes go, I think. Way better than “Look Before You Leap” or some bullshit like that.

 

Keep It Moist covers a lot of ground. The most important thing if you’re stranded in the middle of nowhere is to find a supply of water. You can last a lot longer without food than you can without water. Want to keep yourself looking young? Keep your skin hydrated by drinking lots of water. Do you binge drink and Read more

What Is My Job?

Today, my job is this:

 

Be at work by noon. Have a Tecate. Buy cat food. Water the plants.

 

That’s pretty much gonna be my job for a while.

 

 

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