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Who’s The Boss Spec Script

A scene from my Who’s The Boss spec script.

 

INT. LIVING ROOM LATE AFTERNOON

 

ANGELA
Hi Tony, did you pick up Jonathan?

 

TONY
What?

 

ANGELA
Jonathan. Did you pick up Jonathan?

 

TONY
Naw.

 

ANGELA
Tony, you didn’t pick up Jonathan from school? Why not?

 

TONY
Naw.

 

ANGELA
Why not?!

 

TONY
I got a lot on my mind right now, okay?

 

ANGELA
Like what?

 

TONY
Like a lot of things. Like cleaning this house, like Mona’s heavy jugs, like worrying that in ten years Samantha is going to be compared to Shannen Doherty.

 

ANGELA
Tony! What do you have against Shannen Doherty?

 

TONY
She’s got crooked-eyes, Angela! Crooked-eyes! One eye hangs lower than the other and I don’t want Samantha hanging out with someone with crooked-eyes because that’s a sign of being — a crooked-eye.

 

ANGELA
Tony! You’re prejudiced!

 

TONY
Aay-oh, oh-aay! Don’t you ever call me a disrespectful name like that again or I’ll jam this pasta spoon up your ass and break off the handle!

 

ANGELA
You think you’re so fucking tough, don’t you, you penny-ante wash-out wop boxer? I’ll cut your fucking dick off you filthy dago and glue it to your face so you can fuck yourself when I stick your head up your ass.

 

TONY
(BEAT)
Okay, you’re totally the boss.

 

FLIP TO:

 

INT. MONA’S BEDROOM – LATER THAT AFTERNOON

 

 

[c] 2006 Russ of America