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Sexual Pie

SEXUAL PIE

 

(this song was improvised during a jam session circa January 2008, but for public performance I had to “write” some “authentic” lyrics.)

 

SEXUAL PIE
(J. Elkins/M. Gamerl/R. Carney of America)

 

I need to meet you on Friday.
Do it your way or my way
I hope you’re trim and tidy
’cause It’s National Pie Day

 

Sexual Pie!
I’ve got to have your
Sexual Pie!
I’ve got to taste your
Sexual Pie!
I’m a sexual guy
Sexual Pie!

 

You’re gonna find out on Monday
I’m gonna eat you like a sundae
I wish you had an identical twin
For twice the pie dripping over my chin!

 

Sexual Pie!
Just let me have some
Sexual Pie!
I really need some
Sexual Pie!
You got to gimme some
Sexual Pie for a sexual guy!

 

[GUITAR SOLO]

 

Peaches, plums or even tangerine
I’ll tell you now just what I mean
Fresh is better than a frozen dessert
I’m talking ’bout the pie that’s under your skirt!

 

I’m gonna eat your:
Sexual Pie!
I’m gonna lick your
Sexual Pie!
I’ve got to have your
Sexual Pie
I’m a sexual guy,
SEXUAL PIE!

 

I know you want me
Sexual Pie!
No need to con me
Sexual pie!
You don’t alarm me
Sexual Pie!

 

 

[c] 2008 Russ of America