eHarmony says that they will match me with someone else at the deepest level.
Who am I at the deepest level?
*Am* I anybody at the deepest level? I don’t even know.
I think it’s a little presumptuous of them to say they can match me when I don’t even know who I am or what I am. Or when I am. Or how I am. How am I? I don’t think I know. How can eHarmony know?
They must have a computer.
[c] 2008 Russ of America