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Matching At The Deepest Level

eHarmony says that they will match me with someone else at the deepest level.

 

Who am I at the deepest level?

 

*Am* I anybody at the deepest level? I don’t even know.

 

I think it’s a little presumptuous of them to say they can match me when I don’t even know who I am or what I am. Or when I am. Or how I am. How am I? I don’t think I know. How can eHarmony know?

 

They must have a computer.

 

 

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