* Every so often I meet a girl who is so cute that she makes me sick to my stomach. I fucking love that!
* I will donate money to the United Negro College Fund only when they give me a wallet-sized card allowing me to use the word “Negro” in normal conversation.
* Dear Tommy,
How come u haven’t called? Did u write my phone number down wrong? It’s 867-5308.
[c] 2008 Russ of America