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Three Miscellaneous Thoughts

* Every so often I meet a girl who is so cute that she makes me sick to my stomach. I fucking love that!

 

* I will donate money to the United Negro College Fund only when they give me a wallet-sized card allowing me to use the word “Negro” in normal conversation.

 

* Dear Tommy,
How come u haven’t called? Did u write my phone number down wrong? It’s 867-5308.
— Jenny

 

 

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