A loyal reader of 400% More Jackoff Magic has asked me for some advice. He queries:
Dear Mr. Carney of America,
If I get really drunk and wake up with a penis in my mouth, am I gay? Yeah, ok, that’s pretty gay, but what if it’s a female penis?
Confused from Oklahoma
I want to remind you of legendary Led Zeppelin drummer, John Bonham. He woke up one morning from a night of heavy drinking with a pool of vomit in his mouth. But you know what? Read more