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Religious Wars, Roaches and Atheists

After all of the major religions have it out with one another once and for all in the upcoming religious wars, the only two things that will remain alive on earth will be cockroaches and atheists.

 

The atheists will look confusedly at the roaches and ask pensively, “What the FUCK just happened?!” The roaches will shrug their exo-shoulders, and scurry away. The atheists will smoosh them with a shoe and embark upon a new human journey based on a re-evaluated, scientifically supported, atheistic, anthropologically sound morality, which will prosper and flourish and eventually fracture and denominationalize, only to result in yet another warrior holocaust, the end of which will yield more atheists and more smooshed roaches.

 

 

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