I try to avoid posting stuff that I didn’t create or that I didn’t improve in some humorous way, but this is an exception because I spent many hours recreating this image at 300dpi from a 3/4 inch square drawing found in a Delta Airlines safety pamphlet.
It may not qualify as “Crass, Puerile, Sardonic, Pseudo-Intellectual Humor and Satire of Dubious Scholastic Merit” but dammit, he’s cute as hell and he made for a hilarious pre-flight giggle session many years ago. He’s a baby made of toast floating in the ocean! If he gets wet, he’s gonna fall apart! That’s not safe at all, Delta! Won’t somebody save the Toast Baby?!