August 18th, 2008
The Boobies Are In The Mail
I called FedEx and they have no record of any boobies being shipped to my house. I gave them my work address too and again, no dice.
If the boobies are on their way, please let me know, otherwise I’ll have to sulk, and a sulky Russ of America is not a good Russ of America, especially given my seemingly insurmountable depression.
Russ of America
