Tag Archive for disease

Tea Leoni Mouth


DOCTOR: Mrs. Dibetto, I need you to sit down.
DIBETTO: Why, what’s the matter?
DOCTOR: I really think you should sit down. I have bad news.
DIBETTO: What is it? What’s the matter with me? Did the test results come back negative?
DOCTOR: I’m afraid they did. It appears that you have…
DIBETTO: What, Doctor? What do I have?
DOCTOR: You have… Damn, I can’t bring myself to say it.
DIBETTO: Doctor, You must be strong! I can handle it. Tell me what is wrong with me!
DOCTOR: You’ve got… You’ve got a very serious disease!
DIBETTO: Oh dear god! What sort of disease? What’s wrong with me?
DOCTOR: Dammit, Lucille — You have Tea Leoni mouth!
DIBETTO: NOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!

 

 

[c] 2009 Russ of America

 

The Kitchen Cleanliness Paradox

This is the Kitchen Cleanliness Paradox:

 

Maintaining a clean kitchen will keep your family healthy and prevent against illness.
Maintaining a filthy kitchen will make your family stronger and more resistant to disease.

 

We choose our battles in life and the above is an opportunity for you to choose as a homemaker.

 

 

[c] 2009 Russ of America

Disease

Pink-eye is a disease.
Brown-eye is completely normal.

 

 

[c] 2006 Russ of America