Boy, people sure like to be the first person to tell you when a celebrity dies, don’t they? Man I love that! That is one of my favorite things ever; I love to be the first person to break the news that someone well-known or important has died. There is nothing more awesome and rewarding than that. What an exquisite pleasure!
RCoA: Hey man, that’s a great shirt. PERSON: Thanks dude! I got it at Mervyn’s. RCoA: Crazy. Hey, did you hear about Dom Deluise? PERSON: No, what happened? RCoA: [respectful pause] He died. PERSON: [gasp!] Really? Wow, that’s so sad. How did he die? RCoA: Not sure, they didn’t say in the news, but I’d guess it was natural causes. PERSON: Boy, that’s too bad. I just saw Blazing Saddles like two months ago. RCoA: Yeah.
It’s like a sport for me. Let’s say it’s the middle of the day and I’m at work and I catch wind that Marilyn Chambers or Bea Arthur just passed. I’d look around the office and see if people were talking about it yet. Do I detect an air of fake solemnity yet? No? Not yet? The buzz of laughter as a means to kill the fake pain? Not yet. Then I’d pick up my mug and head to the kitchen. On my way there, I’d … Click Here to Read On! …
I’ve seen a lot of things out there in life. A lot of things. And sometimes it’s difficult to discern truth from fiction, especially when it comes to liberal, bleeding-heart feminist propaganda. So I will use the scissor of conservative truth to cut through that politically correct feminist dogma and to expose the truth. But first, a quiz:
Please think about this very carefully for a few minutes. Of the following three women from history (or maybe more appropriately from “herstory”,) who is an actual scientist and who is fake? Dian Fossey, Jane Goodall or Dora The Explorer?
Yes, I know your kind. You’re semi-literate and you’ve been taught some really compelling “facts” by some very “reputable” people. The brainwashing likely began as early as nursery school when … Click Here to Read On! …
