I’m cordially invited to join your fantasy football league?
When I think of Fantasy Football, I envision a bunch of hot chicks in Sailor Moon outfits tumbling over each other in mud.
Are you talking about that, or that weird homo-erotic thing that guys get really obsessed about each year?
I mean, what’s the fantasy if it’s just the same jerks playing stupid ol’ football?
There’s gotta be at least one ball-gag and a horsetail ass dildo to make it a real fantasy.
It’s the 21st century, people…
[c] 2008 Russ of America