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Cunt


*I* don’t see what the problem is, but “cunt” is a word nobody in America wants you to use. But I LOVE the word! I think it’s a great serrated, vicious word and it has a very important place in my linguistic arsenal. I tend to use it whenever I need an eye-opening vulgarity. It’s the kind of word that smacks you right across the back of your head. But only if you live in America. People in England apparently use it with virtually no repercussion, “Oh go take a bloody barth, you soppy little cunt!” But in America “cunt” is equivalent to the N-word for women. If you call a woman a cunt, you’re Read more

RCoA Takes A Home Pregnancy Test

I recently purchased a U-Check pregnancy test at the 99 Cent Store. Awesome, because it’s 99% accurate. 99 cents = 99% accurate. That’s fair! That’s a penny per percent. HAHAHA! That’s hard to say! Try it! A penny per percent. HAHAHA! Maybe you’d like something closer to 99.9% accuracy, but that’s not a deal-breaker for me though because for the price of ONE of the more accurate tests out there, I can buy 10 of these cheapo ones. That’s like 990% accuracy! In the commercials for the more expensive brands they say that pregnancy tests can be hard to read. Let’s find out together! Women’s health is everybody’s business so I’mma walk through the steps of taking a home pregnancy test.

 

STEP 1: Familiarize Yourself With The Product
Take a good look at the front and all sides of the box. Familiarize yourself with the product and read the detailed instructions. If you are English-Spanish bilingual, read both sets of instructions. Be mindful of any expiration dates imprinted on the box.

 

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The Juiciest Booties

I’m about to show you some photos of the juiciest booties. It’s only a shame that they’re attached to plastic torsos. Please restrain your drooling and your deviant sexual behavior. The following photos were taken in the parking lot at a hole-in-the-wall fashion store in a predominantly Latino neighborhood. As I exited my car I almost fell into this half-cloister of mannequin tushes. If you’ve ever been to a swap meet in a Latino neighborhood in America these are the types of mannequins you’re going to see. You’re not going to see those flat-assed boring set-ups they have at Ann Taylor or Macy’s. If this isn’t the juiciest, healthiest booty you’ve ever seen without it being attached to a pre-diabetic, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle. And as I’ve said before, I am NOBODY’S uncle!

 

While I consider myself to be a masculine feminist, I couldn’t help but to stare lustfully at the plastic tushes. I think it is a basic biological human male heterosexual need and I don’t think that I was objectifying anyone because they weren’t real people, they were puppets.

 

 

At this distance and angle I was Read more

Dian, Jane or Dora? Who’s The Real Scientist?

I’ve seen a lot of things out there in life. A lot of things. And sometimes it’s difficult to discern truth from fiction, especially when it comes to liberal, bleeding-heart feminist propaganda. So I will use the scissor of conservative truth to cut through that politically correct feminist dogma and to expose the truth. But first, a quiz:

 

Please think about this very carefully for a few minutes. Of the following three women from history (or maybe more appropriately from “herstory”,) who is an actual scientist and who is fake? Dian Fossey, Jane Goodall or Dora The Explorer?

 

 

Yes, I know your kind. You’re semi-literate and you’ve been taught some really compelling “facts” by some very “reputable” people. The brainwashing likely began as early as nursery school when Read more

I Drink The Drink of Feminism

I’m what you call a masculine feminist, like Phil Donahue ‘cept more manly, and I believe staunchly in feminism and feminist issues to the extent that I not only walk the walk, I drink the drink.

 

 

 

[c] 2009 Russ of America

WTF?!: Sexist Soy Sauce

Should I boycott the 99 Ranch Market for selling this anti-feminist, offensive product? Nah, I really enjoy their pork and chicken bao and it would be a shame to turn my back on them just for this careless infraction.

 

 

But we male feminists are watching you, House Wife Soy Sauce… we are watching you very closely. And China too. [punches fist into hand threateningly.]

 

 

[c] 2009 Russ of America

 

 

UPDATE 03.04.09: Sexist A-1 Sauce found here!