Russ Carney of America

Tiger’s got 99 problems, but unlike Jay-Z, women seem to be all 99 of his problems. This is my official acknowledgment of the whole Tiger Woods affair — Excuse me, I meant situation — The whole Tiger Woods affair situation:

“Blah blah Tiger Woods, blah blah, rock star?! Blah blah he think he is? Robert Plant? Blah blah Eazy-E? Blah blah, golf? Are you kidding me? Fuckin’ golf?!”

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Did you ever see anyone cite a book from the bible that you’d never heard before? WTF: Nahum? Habakkuk? Obadiah? Haggai? Titus?

Yeah, obviously I’m not as familiar with The Great Book as you are. I’m just a little surprised that I’ve never heard of Nahum. Mebbe it’s because zealots never hold up signs at sporting events with obscure bible citations.

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