Russ Carney of America

Ah yes! Good news! Millions of people around the earth are still asking lots of questions about all-things jackoff! Fortunately they have at their disposal this fine blog as expert resource material. I am a man of integrity, honesty and beard and it is through my beard that I read these questions which top-tier search engines feel are best fielded by me. And thus for the fourth time, I again address your most pressing recent jackoff queries.

Q: jack off-pork
R: First of all, stealing is wrong, so you shouldn’t jack anybody’s off-pork. Secondly, don’t eat off-pork. It’ll make you sick.

Q: can you jack off with external use only
R: Almost exclusively. … Click Here to Read On! …

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How To Score A Free Meal From Granny

1) Put on the t-shirt from a skeleton costume.
2) Show up at Granny’s house as planned.
3) “Oh my goodness, you’re a bag of bones! Eat something!”

Alt:

1) Take off your skeleton costume.
2) Make love to Granny.
3) Stay for breakfast.

[c] 2006 Russ of America

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