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Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Legendary director Alfred Hitchcock presents his greatest motion picture spectacle.








 

 

[c] 2009 Russ of America and Ron Corcillo

 

Pre-Algebra? What is Pre-Algebra?

I have decided to take a vociferous anti-pre-algebra stance.

 

Either it *IS* algebra, or it isn’t algebra. I’ve always said that, or at least I’ve sometimes said that, especially when it came to criticizing pre-algebra.

 

I’m an English kinda guy, and we deal in a lot of definitions. pre-English isn’t a legitimate educational genre, and neither is pre-science. Prescience might be, but they didn’t teach us that in public high school. So if pre-english, and pre-science are not actual subjects, why is pre-algebra? I’d like to point out that it was never made clear to me what, exactly, pre-algebra was, except that it included elementary parenthetical equations and maybe some introductory FOIL (First Outside Inside Last) arguments here and there. But I still think that was algebra, not “pre” algebra.

 

But what made it pre-algebra instead of regular algebra? I don’t know. I just know that it was harder than the stuff I learned in 6th grade and got me into considerable trouble on report-card day and parent/teacher night. I therefore rebuke pre-algebra and any attempt to teach a skilled writer, or me, any mathematical concepts.

 

 

[c] 2009 Russ of America

Captain 35 Of The Space Vessel “Boogie”

 

Features samples of “Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen

 

CAPTAIN 35
Spaceship Command,
This is Captain 35 of the space vessel Boogie.

 

SGT. ZULO
Space vessel Boogie, this is Sgt. Zulo, Transmit Read more